RW Brown Shades.
Yes, they are comfortable.
Yes, they are big enough.
Yes, they are UV400 protected.
Yes, they will match your awesome roaderwear gear.
No, they don't wobble and bend.
You know that someone is going to borrow and never return them and/or you'll probably loose a pair while drunk. So better take two just in case, right? It gets cheaper up to 3 pairs.